Butt Stuff
Is your cat serving sloppy seconds after using the litter box? Maybe it's time to do a little butt stuff with your feline. Today on the Quirky Cat Nips Podcast we'll give you the 411 on how to perform a procedure called a “potty patch.” Meow Kitties!
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Let's talk pets.
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Cat lovers and feline friends, it's time for Adele Park's Quirky Cat Nips.
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Have you ever done butt stuff with your cat?
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I never even considered it until Allison, my Siberian kitten, backed her rear end into my face around 3 a.m.
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following what could only be described as the St.
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Valentine's Day massacre.
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Allison had pooped her pants after sampling a different brand of kitty chow.
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Siberian kitties have long hair, making them highly susceptible to developing butt biscuits.
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I was alerted to the carnage by a sheaf of kitty cling-ons attached to the back end of my little darling like barnacles to a boat.
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Naturally, my first instinct was to wash that poop right out of her hair.
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This brought some immediate relief to both of us, only to be replaced by a gnawing fear Allison's game of trick-or-treat smell-my-tush was going to plague me for the rest of my natural life.
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Being the proactive, quirky cat lady that I am, I took action, enlisting the help of a friend who isn't above doing butt stuff with other people's cats.
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Within minutes, Allison's pork cork was clipped to military standards.
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Dog owners do this all the time, calling the procedure a potty patch, which is really just a dainty way of saying someone has shaved the business end of their pet.
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If your frilly feline is sporting some unsightly pooper-duncles, there is help.
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For those who aren't lucky enough to have a friend so serious about eradicating butt crusties that she's willing to show up at a minute's notice with her own electric shaver, then try a pet groomer.
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You can also use kitty wipes for unexpected accidents, although in these cases, it's best to get to the sloppy bottom of what your cat is leaving in the litter box and then call your vet if needed.
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Pause up for being bored enough to listen to an episode of Adele Park's Quirky Cat Nips.
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Don't be a jerk.
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Listen to the quirk.
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This zany audiobook by Adele Park is The Cat's Meow.
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Find out what happens when a ghost gets trapped at the DMV and requires the assistance of a snarky cat named Skitters to help her cross over.
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I'm so happy I could heave hairballs.
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Quirky Cat Gets Ghosted.
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